Benedict Cumberbatch on Jimmy Kimmel reading R. Kelly’s song
Excuse the bad audio
When you find out your crush isnt single anymore
If men had periods it would be a fucking national crisis and there would be a vending machine selling pads on every street corner like it was a fucking starbucks and missing work for that week would be completely justified
SAME GOES FOR IF MEN HAD CHILDREN, ABORTION WOULD BE MADE LEGAL QUICKER THAN A DEATH ON SUPERNATURAL
WAS THAT LAST PART NECESSARY
He has been waiting all his life for this delicious moment
My ideal card tho
"when i was growing up people didn’t do that!"
These puns are unavoidable
it’s true though why am i laughing
this episode i s literally called “jack is naked”
Does he… Jack off.
I hid all my roommates shoes in the bathroom and he had to go to class barefoot so now he’s really angry at me and he says he’s gonna get revenge
this has gone too far
what if she’s not wearing underwear
well then the watch is magic were u not listening
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
I’m liking this version even more.