my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

gilmckinney:

gilmckinney:

god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine

you guys think im jokin

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ass so fine

god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine

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i pledge allegiance to that ass



lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta


abrekazam:

fantastic-geronimo-allonsy:

fullmetalmom:

vagisodium:

oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would

the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that theres a baby that needs to be attended to first u absolute fucking walnut

absolute fucking walnut

Oh how I’ve missed this post.


professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

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lameborghini:

my throne


reverendrevenant:

drparisa:

soulparticle:

Grand Theft Venice

#i then boated around the city belting out that’s amore
WHEN YOUR BOAT GETS SHANGAIED BY A WEIRD HOODED GUY,
THAT’S AMORE

done

reverendrevenant:

drparisa:

soulparticle:

Grand Theft Venice

#i then boated around the city belting out that’s amore

WHEN YOUR BOAT GETS SHANGAIED BY A WEIRD HOODED GUY,

THAT’S AMORE

done


happy-sasquatch-flying-a-tardis:

fondlyregardcreation:

fairly odd parents fucking knows what’s up
never heard truer words in my life

Oh look there’s math to prove it too

happy-sasquatch-flying-a-tardis:

fondlyregardcreation:

fairly odd parents fucking knows what’s up

never heard truer words in my life

Oh look there’s math to prove it too


ruinedchildhood:

What a time to be alive

ruinedchildhood:

What a time to be alive


ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.


nickandmore:

Hilarious promo from 2001 for Nickelodeon’s Saturday afternoon themed-programming titled “Nicktoons Wild Hair Day”

The best is the Hey Arnold! part!


penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom


ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up

ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up


fallingloki:

listen i don’t give a fuck if we’re friends, if we’re playing videogames i will show you no mercy. fuck you. be strong.


wedgex:

mizufae:

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

splinched

ENGINEERING TO TRANSPORTER ROOM STAT

wedgex:

mizufae:

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

splinched

ENGINEERING TO TRANSPORTER ROOM STAT


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